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Holiday Best Wishes Disclaimer
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,
my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice
not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great
(not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is
the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to
the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual
preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
-This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
-It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting.
-It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and
is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the
wisher,
Andrew J. J. Delehanty.
Happy Holidays!
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Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Mirthologist and Clinical Psychologist
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