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Christmas
12 Days of Christmas with A Baby
Borrowed from Joke-of-the-Day.com. It
came from the strip, "Baby Blues".
On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me
twelve plumbers plumbing
eleven diaper wipings
ten Fords a-beeping
nine songs they can't sing
eight ways of belching
seven tons of washing
six teeth decaying
five dozen Screams
four appalling words
three drenched friends
two snotty gloves
and a cartridge in a fir tree
Santa's Stats
Santa's Bad Day
Signs of Christmas
Santa's Prayer on Christmas Eve
Politically Correct Christmas Poem
Check
to see who's Naughty or Nice
Martha Stewart's Holiday Countdown
Santa Must Be a Woman & here's proof!
The Night Before Christmas--On the Internet
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Twas the
Nite before Christmas (A Lawyer's Perspective)
Twas the "Net" before Christmas (A
Computer's Perspective)
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"adult" nature click here.
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