HumorMatterstm
Christmas
( From http://www.Joke-Of-The-Day.com)
You Know You have a
Bad Mall Santa When...
10. Instead of saying, “Ho-Ho-Ho,”
he exclaims “Oy vey!”
9. He asks the mothers if
they want to sit on his lap.
8. His credentials include a Playgirl Centerfold.”
7. You recognize him as a former NFL star
doing Community Service hours.
6. He avoids
the the food court
unless his lawyer is present.
5. He refers to the wishing fountain
as his “tip jar.”
4. He won’t talk to the kids
without a disclaimer.
3. He asks the kids to leave him
milk and ATM cards.
2. He becomes the new
cigarette lobby spokesman.
1. Before the kids sit on his lap
he orders the elves to frisk them.
Jokes
Chrisnukah
Santa's Stats
Santa's Bad Day
Signs of Christmas
Santa's Prayer on Christmas Eve
Politically Correct Christmas Poem
Check
to see who's Naughty or Nice
Martha Stewart's Holiday Countdown
Santa Must Be a Woman & here's proof!
The Night Before Christmas--On the Internet
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Twas the
Nite before Christmas (A Lawyer's Perspective)
Twas the "Net" before Christmas (A
Computer's Perspective)
The 12 Days of Christmas, Presents and All
For Christmas humor that is of a mildly
"adult" nature click here.
For a listing of the "Twas the...
alternatives click
here
To reach us: 
Keep checking for updates and new additions. Changes to this site are made weekly. Please e-mail us with suggestions or additions for this site.
Sponsored by:
HumorMatterstm
Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Mirthologist and Clinical Psychologist
3972 Barranca Pkwy. Suite J-221
Irvine, CA 92606