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Christmas
The Gift Not Wanted
From Joke-of-the-Day.com
Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.
The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back.
Teaches children about warranties.
5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids
play a larger version of their favorite game.
The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet".
Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets;
NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close
range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig
utility trenches.
The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor.
Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on
the family pooch.
Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into
a spinning paint tool.
Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles
of the calendar.
Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.
Islamic Strip Poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.
Santa's Stats
Santa's Bad Day
Signs of Christmas
Santa's Prayer on Christmas Eve
Politically Correct Christmas Poem
Check
to see who's Naughty or Nice
Martha Stewart's Holiday Countdown
Santa Must Be a Woman & here's proof!
The Night Before Christmas--On the Internet
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Twas the
Nite before Christmas (A Lawyer's Perspective)
Twas the "Net" before Christmas (A
Computer's Perspective)
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