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Christmas  Riddles


When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes!

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Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?

It's true....Comet cleans sinks!

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

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If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile-toe!

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

Claus-trophobic.

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Why does Rudolph feel at home in strip clubs?

It's the red-light district.

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Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph?

He wanted change for a buck.

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Where can you find literature about Santa's assistants?

In the Elf-help section.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Humor Matters™

Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.
Mirthologist and Clinical Psychologist
3972 Barranca Pkwy. Suite J-221
Irvine, CA 92606
714-665-8801