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Christmas Carols and 

Songs Final Exam 
Version 1.0

Answer Key for the Carol Impaired

1. Quadruped with crimson proboscis —Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
2. 5 p.m. to 6 a.m. without noise — Silent Night
3. Miniscule hamlet in the far east — O Little Town of Bethlehem
4. Ancient benevolent despot — Good King Wenceslas (or some believe in Jolly Old St. Nicholas)
5. Adorn the vestibule —Deck the Halls
6. Exuberance directed to the planet — Joy to the World
7. Listen, aerial spirits harmonizing — Hark the Herald Angels Sing
8. Monarchial trio — We Three Kings
9. Yonder in the haystack — Away in a Manger
10. Assemble, everyone who believes — Come All Ye Faithful
11. Hallowed post meridian — O Holy Night
12. Fantasies of a colorless December 25^th — I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
13. Tin tintinnabulums — Silver Bells
14. A dozen 24-hour Yule periods — The Twelve Days of Christmas
15. Befell during the transparent bewitching hour — It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
16. Homo sapien of crystallized vapor — Frosty the Snowman
17. I merely desire a pair of incisors — All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth
18. I spied my maternal parent osculating a fat man in red — I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus
19. Perambulating through a December solstice fantasy — Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
20. Aloft on the acme of the abode — Up on the Rooftop

Results:

15 – 20 Correct — You don’t need any Yuletide spirit!

10 – 14 Correct — You could use something in your stocking!

5 – 9 Correct — Are you sure you have the right holiday?

1 – 4 Correct — Surely you jest!?!

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