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Christmas

12 Days of Christmas with A Baby
Borrowed from Joke-of-the-Day.com. It
came from the strip, "Baby Blues". 

On the twelfth day of Christmas my children gave to me
twelve plumbers plumbing
eleven diaper wipings
ten Fords a-beeping
nine songs they can't sing
eight ways of belching
seven tons of washing
six teeth decaying
five dozen Screams
four appalling words
three drenched friends
two snotty gloves
and a cartridge in a fir tree