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Christmas

The Gift Not Wanted
From Joke-of-the-Day.com

Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm.

The Duncan Yo -- Goes down, never comes back.
Teaches children about warranties.

5,200 Pick Up -- a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids
play a larger version of their favorite game.

The "Learn About Puberty Chia Pet".

Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets;
NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close
range it can strip paint, clean rusty grills, and dig
utility trenches.

The Laff-O-Minit Spellin' Tootor.

Doggie Dentist -- Kids learn about dentistry on
the family pooch.

Cuisin-Art -- Turns mommy's food processor into
a spinning paint tool.

Water Retention Wanda -- Teaches kids the principles
of the calendar.

Chocolate Covered Lead Soldiers.

Islamic Strip Poker -- lose a hand, lose a hand.